I learned that I am 23 times more likely to have a car accident if I'm texting while I drive.
I didn't text.
I saw 3 deer, one of which made direct eye contact with me expressing something like this:
Deer: You wanna go?
Me: No, you go ahead.
Deer: Really? You won't smash me with your car?
Me: I won't, but you'd better hurry because there are more cars coming.
Deer: Well, warn them that I'm here.
Me: Ok, I'll turn on my headlights. Whoops, no, hold on, that was my wipers. Whoop, ok, that was my blinker. Hold on. Don't run.
Deer: You're an idiot. Are you texting?
The moral of my story: I am 23 times more likely to run into a deer no matter what.