*shut Emma's entire hand in the car door when she was less than 2 years old
*dropped Grace on her head in a parking lot when I tripped and fell over a piece of bright yellow CAUTION tape
*left Eli in a shopping cart in an aisle at the grocery store because I honestly forgot I had him
*started to walk out of the Marine General Store without Zeke because I honestly forgot I had him
*let Emma fall off a picnic table because I was busy being horrified at Gracie who was eating a cigarette butt
Well, that's the walk down So You Want To Be A Mom Memory Lane. I'll soon remember 10 more things that would get me fired if this job didn't have such incredible security. But that's enough for now. Hope everyone feels a lot better about their parenting.