I may never be the same.
Now, in addition to incredibly disturbing images of him with umbrellas, a weird nose, a white face, pressed lips and a creepy, breathy voice, I have to wonder:
What curriculum did he use?
Did he submit report cards?
Did they go on field trips?
What did he do for science?
And the most important question:
Did he ever wear a denim jumper and french braid his hair?