Monday, May 11, 2009

Grant Applications

I'm applying for adoption grants. How does one sound competent ("I can take care of an orphan")and desperate ("Please give us financial aid") all at the same time? 

1 comment:

  1. think of it this way: you'd sound like a real jerk if you were like, "I am competent, and filthy rich (like "oil rig in the backyard rich"), and so, it makes perfect sense that you'd give me financial aid."