What I Do To Be Lame:
1. Scroll through craigslist for Pottery Barn stuff for baby girls
2. Scroll through pictures of Ethiopia.
3. Consider looking for contests where I could win 7 airplane tickets and a one week stay in Ethiopia
4. Make that a 2 month stay
5. Get sad that my children in Ethiopia don't know it's Christmas
6. Google "cute soft dolls" that I want to buy for a girl who doesn't have any
7. Consider lattes and monster cookies a food group
He will make the lame leap for joy.....